Category: Don’t say this aloud

fun size

The wife was standing there eating a candy bar. Looking down I see wrappers on the ground, they were falling out of her pocket. Before I could address the fact she says they are from work and they are fun size. The response just rolled from my tongue, you keep eating them like that and

Aunt Millie

Well honey you know when you reached the age of no its not a tick, It’s one of those hairy moles like Aunt Millie has

Well

Can you put your clothes back on Well your showing your true age